Supernatural Foodie Gifts

'Eddie's a ghoul and a vegan.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Sawdust.

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"The wings are addictive."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"All I've got left is smoked."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.