Natural Food Fanatic Gifts

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Queen of Quinoa

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'What are you eating now?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Planting veggies

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"