Organic Food Fanatic Gifts

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

At the market

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Stuffing the turkey.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Peas on Earth.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'