Organic Food Fanatic Gifts

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Stuffing the turkey.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Peas on Earth.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Go on - they're organic!'

Frankenfish