Organic Food Fan Gifts

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Organic is nice, but haven't you got anything digital?"

'Go on - they're organic!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'Sure, we're in demand. We're fresh, we have no artificial flavoring, no artificial coloring...'

Anteater choosing between a man-made ant farm and an ant hill with Free-Range sign.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Stuffing the turkey.

The Organic

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Peas on Earth.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Frankenfish

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Fresh eggs!'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".