Organic Food Lover Gifts

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"

The Organic

"You want to be a WHAT?"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Well, that was sustainable dining...until we got the bill.'

The Problem of GM Crops

'Don't worry, it's organic.'

Low carbon community.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Stuffing the turkey.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

All Natural Nothing

Eco Princess

"Is the MSG local?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."