Organic Food Fans Gifts

'I'm organic.'

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Stuffing the turkey.

The Organic

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Peas on Earth.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Frankenfish

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'Fresh eggs!'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".