Organic Food Fans Gifts

'I'm organic.'

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Stuffing the turkey.

The Organic

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Peas on Earth.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Frankenfish

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'Fresh eggs!'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."