Organic Food Enthusiast Gifts

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve diorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

'Is it organic?'

"We like to know where our food comes from."

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

Supermarket: Food Added to Preserve Chemicals.

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"Is this organic."

The sea salt here is so authentic.

'Your waiter will be happy to point out our organic dishes if sir is feeling particularly gullible.'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'They sure go to a lot of trouble for something they could jut buy at the supermarket.'

An Organic Christmas

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

At the market

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'