Organic Food Aficionado Gifts

"Do you think this grass is organic?"

'Nick majored in organic.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Stuffing the turkey.

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Go on - they're organic!'

Peas on Earth.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Frankenfish

Free Range Chickens

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Fresh eggs!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

'Is it organic?'

'It's an organic still life.'

Organic farm

Olives

Food Pyramid.