Organic Foodie Aficionado Gifts

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

The Organic

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Stuffing the turkey.

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Peas on Earth.

Frankenfish

Free Range Chickens

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'Fresh eggs!'

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

'Is it organic?'

'It's an organic still life.'

Food Pyramid.

Olives