Alternative Food Aficionado Gifts

"Imitation eggs made of soybeans and imitation soybeans made of eggs."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Vegetarian Birds

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'What are you eating now?'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Executive Tacos

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"You should consider buying."

'Is it organic?'

Food Pyramid.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

"We like to know where our food comes from."

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'