Alternative Foodie Gifts

Vegetarian Birds

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Is this still America?'

Grandma's caf

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Peas on Earth.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Fresh eggs!'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'It's an organic still life.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

Olives

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"