Unconventional Foodies Gifts

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Vegetarian Birds

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Fridge-to-table"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Executive Tacos

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Spaghetto

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Intolerant Chef

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

Soup on a stick

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

Instant Slimmer Soup.

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

Hospital Food

Bobby's new head-mounted airplane hangar and runway made dinnertime much more fun.

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

'I think you've just invented a mysterious fifth food group.'

"It works!"

People ordering 4 types of Negroni in a restaurant.

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'