Unconventional Eater Gifts

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Spaghetto

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Fridge-to-table"

Executive Tacos

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

Soup on a stick

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

How to sell healthy food...

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"It works!"

Eating Alone

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"