Unconventional Eater Pillows

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Spaghetto

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Fridge-to-table"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Executive Tacos

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Soup on a stick

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

How to sell healthy food...

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

"It works!"

Eating Alone

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

Pizza Express Take-away