Unconventional Taste Gifts

Cannibals playing on a Crane pick up game machine.

Full English Breakfast.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Tzatzikicicle

"Fridge-to-table"

Executive Tacos

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Spaghetto

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

Spoonstock.

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Hospital Food

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

Let's Get the Band Back Together

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"It works!"

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

'Outré!'

"Oooh Darling....I hear this place comes highly recommended!!"