Unconventional Taste Gifts

Cannibals playing on a Crane pick up game machine.

Full English Breakfast.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Tzatzikicicle

"Fridge-to-table"

Executive Tacos

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

Spaghetto

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Spoonstock.

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Hospital Food

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"It works!"

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

Let's Get the Band Back Together

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

"Oooh Darling....I hear this place comes highly recommended!!"