Innovative Eaters Gifts

Soup on a stick

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Habanero ..."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"We're making progress."

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."