Traditional Foodie Gifts

"Thanksgiving is politically incorrect, turkey is politically incorrect, yams with marshmallow fluff are politically incorrect - and disgusting."

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"Fine! Tell Tia Carmen the truth, tell her you don't like her stew! But be prepared to live with the consequences, young man."

Night of the Latkes

Vegetarian Birds

Grandma's caf

'Is this still America?'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Full English Breakfast.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

"Dad, are we a minority group?"