Traditional Foodie Mugs

"Thanksgiving is politically incorrect, turkey is politically incorrect, yams with marshmallow fluff are politically incorrect - and disgusting."

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"Fine! Tell Tia Carmen the truth, tell her you don't like her stew! But be prepared to live with the consequences, young man."

Night of the Latkes

Vegetarian Birds

'Is this still America?'

Full English Breakfast.

Grandma's caf

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

Yesterday of Minnesota.

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

"Dad, are we a minority group?"

Welsh Cakes

Healthy Eating.

Microwave grudgingly in use.