Traditional Food Fan Mugs

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Before/After

Grandma's caf

'Is this still America?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Highland Piper.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

The Third Day of Christmas

"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Warming hands over soup.

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

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'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Pop up hell

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'