Food Folklore Fan Mugs

"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Filet minion

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"