Family Folklore Fans Mugs

"I knew you were always Mom's favorite!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'