Traditional Food Fan Prints

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Before/After

'Is this still America?'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Grandma's caf

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Highland Piper.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

The Third Day of Christmas

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Warming hands over soup.

"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

Pop up hell

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.