Traditional Meal Lover Gifts

Thoughts and Prayers

Grandma's caf

'Is this still America?'

Full English Breakfast.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The Aisle

Culture clash

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

Yesterday of Minnesota.

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

Old Country Buffet.

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

"Dad, are we a minority group?"

"Fine! Tell Tia Carmen the truth, tell her you don't like her stew! But be prepared to live with the consequences, young man."

"Thanksgiving is politically incorrect, turkey is politically incorrect, yams with marshmallow fluff are politically incorrect - and disgusting."

Burn's Night.

Welsh Cakes

'I'm having these sausages carbon dated.'

Healthy Eating.