Traditionalist Foodie Gifts

'Is this still America?'

Grandma's caf

"Dad, are we a minority group?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Night of the Latkes

'Bring out yer books!'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Full English Breakfast.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Griller highlights never gets old

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Books On Paper

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.