Traditionalist Foodie Gifts

'Is this still America?'

Grandma's caf

"Dad, are we a minority group?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Night of the Latkes

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I love these old decorations!"

Full English Breakfast.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Baptism Then and Now

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Griller highlights never gets old

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