Alternative Foodie Pillows

Vegetarian Birds

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Is this still America?'

Grandma's caf

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Peas on Earth.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Fresh eggs!'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'It's an organic still life.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Olives

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."