Revolutionary Foodie Pillows

All people do is eat.

Vegetarian Birds

Garlic Free Zone.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Valet park only"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

Punkcakes

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

When seasons collide

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Comment on food.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"So that's a three bird roast."

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"Lager!"