Revolutionary Eaters Pillows

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Chocs away.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"I'm a monster."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Spaghetto

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Soup on a stick

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

It's fun being bad with dad.

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

How to sell healthy food...

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."

"Lager!"

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Please note that our menu items have changed. For starters, press or say 1. For main courses, press or say 2. For desserts, ..........'

The Sprats

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."