Vegetarian Rebel Pillows

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"Being a vegetarian is one thing, but now you're hotdogging."

Any time is cake o'clock

Garlic Free Zone.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Chocs away.

"Valet park only"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I'm a monster."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

No Dogs Allowed

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

Punkcakes

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

Dieting is for losers.

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"I just thought maybe we should consider letting ourselves go now instead of waiting a few years into our marriage."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Diet Enforcer