Vegetarian Rebel Pillows

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"Being a vegetarian is one thing, but now you're hotdogging."

Any time is cake o'clock

Garlic Free Zone.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Valet park only"

Chocs away.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I'm a monster."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Punkcakes

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

No Dogs Allowed

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

What can I get you? Ham sandwich with extra cheese. Double banana split. Side of sugar. Coming up, sir. I am abandoning my New Year's diet! If you're gonna go down, go down in flames. Burn these gym clothes!

Dieting is for losers.

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Diet Enforcer