Vegetable Rebel Pillows

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

Garlic Free Zone.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Chocs away.

"Valet park only"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Pumpkin Time!

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

Punkcakes

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

Food-Snob Fear Factor

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

"So that's a three bird roast."

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."