Vegetable Rebel T-Shirts

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

Garlic Free Zone.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Chocs away.

"Valet park only"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Pumpkin Time!

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

Punkcakes

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Food-Snob Fear Factor

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

"So that's a three bird roast."

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."