Vegetable Renegade T-Shirts

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Onion Tears

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Rap-scallions

Avocado Timeline

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

Gardener of the Year.

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

Middle Distance Runners