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"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Free salad bar.

No Dogs Allowed

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Organic Salad

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'Because she lets me put chocolate syrup on them. That's why I never complain about eating my vegetables at Grandma's.'

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

'A few over here, please.'

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"I'm going to be an activist when I grow up."

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

"Well, that's a matter of opinion!"

'Eat your spinach. It's full of iron.' 'No wonder it's so tough.'

"Being a vegetarian is one thing, but now you're hotdogging."

'I think you're right Ruby, our husbands are revolting... mine won't eat his greens either!'

"Oh no! Vegelanties!"

"I want a Happy Meal!"