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"Oh no! Vegelanties!"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

Vegetarian Birds

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

The discovery of asparagus.

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'What are you eating now?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Pea

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables