Vigilante Veggie Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh no! Vegelanties!"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Vegetarian Birds

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The discovery of asparagus.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'What are you eating now?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'