Revolutionary Eaters Gifts

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Chocs away.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"I'm a monster."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Spaghetto

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Soup on a stick

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

How to sell healthy food...

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."

"Lager!"

It's fun being bad with dad.

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

Please note that our menu items have changed. For starters, press or say 1. For main courses, press or say 2. For desserts, ..........'

The Sprats

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"