Revolutionary Foodie Gifts

All people do is eat.

Vegetarian Birds

Garlic Free Zone.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Valet park only"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Punkcakes

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

Comment on food.

When seasons collide

"So that's a three bird roast."

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.