Futuristic Foodie Pillows

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste.'"

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Fresh pepper?"

Taken genetic engineering too far

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Prosecco Drinker

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

GM Kebabs

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."