Fast Food Futurist Pillows

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Fast food. Even faster food

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Stratigraphy

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'