Fast Food Futurist Gifts

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Menu Dating

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Stratigraphy

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.