Food Futurist Gifts

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'You can assure them that irradiated and genetically-modified foods are all perfectly safe.'

'Unfotunately they're all dark meat.'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Food situation

Sometimes genetically modified food might be annoying.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Transgenic apples - $5 each

The History of GM Food

'My compliments to your bio-engineer.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

GM Kebabs

Genetically Modified Apples

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Surprise in the salad bowl

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?