Futuristic Chef Gifts

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Chez Nous Menu

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Tzatzikicicle

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Fresh pepper?"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Spatula Conductor

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

GM Kebabs

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Artist and chiken

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

The History of GM Food

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'