Futuristic Chef Mugs

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Chez Nous Menu

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Tzatzikicicle

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Fresh pepper?"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

Cooking With Pollock.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

Spatula Conductor

Error in low-fat pizza design.

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

GM Kebabs

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

Artist and chiken

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

The History of GM Food

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"Set phazers to medium rare!"