Futuristic Diner Gifts

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

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"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

The wine speaks for itself

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."