Futuristic Diner Gifts

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

The wine speaks for itself

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

The food was nice...but something was missing.