Tech-savvy Diner Gifts

Internet censorship.

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

'Hello, chef, could you make that steak rare, after all?'

Texting or no texting?

'Would madam care to see the menu, or would she prefer to peruse the inane twitterings of so-called celebrities.'

"We don't need waiters since we computerized our ordering process. However, I could use an extra dishwasher."

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"For drinks or dinner?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Fresh pepper?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Martian restaurant and take away