Tech-savvy Diner Mugs

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Hello, chef, could you make that steak rare, after all?'

Texting or no texting?

"We don't need waiters since we computerized our ordering process. However, I could use an extra dishwasher."

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Martian restaurant and take away

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

'They use paper plates.'

"With this table monitor, you can watch the chefs prepare your meal. Look, another slice of frozen lasagna being microwaved."