Creative Diner Gifts

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"For drinks or dinner?"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

Martian restaurant and take away

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'