Dream Diner Gifts

Counting sheep never worked for Al, as it only made him hungry.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Zagat Rated.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"It's made with real angel hair."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Soup?"

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Theories expounded

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."