Dream Diner Mugs

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Zagat Rated.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Soup?"

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Theories expounded