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" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Martian restaurant and take away

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'