Festive Food Futurist Gifts

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Panettone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.